scruffymacgoogler asked: FYI: It has been approximately A month and 25 days since you last sat on my face.
I had to sit and do the math, but yes. That’s exactly how long it’s been.
The longest it’s been since we’ve been together! *howls to the moon*
It’s a DAMN SHAME that I have to be the one to figure the tip when we go out but you’re a walking calculator when it comes to the millisecond to when you last got some. smh. use your powers for good, not evil.